Sunday, September 16, 2012

Shooting and Marital Mistakes

           One would think after almost 12 years of marriage, 10 of them blissful (just kidding Kristy) that I would have made all the marital mistakes possible, unfortunately that just isn’t the case as I proved last night.  Shooting mistakes can be much the same way…  After 14 years of wingshooting I have no expectations to connect on all of my shots but I do usually keep my average above 65%.  Yesterday proved to be, one of the worst days of shooting in my life and sadly it coincided with absolutely the best day numbers wise of my short Blue Grouse Career.  I know what you’re saying, “we believe you about the poor shooting, but what did you do to end up in the dog house?”  Well my friends that’s simple, getting home late at night is perfectly acceptable provided you text first to let her know.  What is not acceptable is getting home late at night and crawling into bed with two very dirty bird dogs after she just finished washing the bedding.  Yep I am that guy…

The Empty Hulls of Shame
 

I met Shawn early Saturday morning at his clinic as quickly threw my gear and dogs in his truck and we took off to meet Gary Thompson who was taking us to one of his old grouse spots.  I can’t speak for Shawn but I know for certain I was extremely excited to Gary’s old haunt and it certainly did not disappoint, the cover looked extremely birdy with a mixture of aspens, pines, and sage brush with lots of leafy greens and berries for the birds to feed on.  We moved 7 grouse at that spot with Gary connecting on a real nice right crossing shot on a young blue and I threw lead in the air with no results which turned out to be the story of the day for me.  We hunted there till about 2:00 and then Gary had to get on the road back to Wyoming.  Gary was extremely knowledgeable about the area and grouse hunting in general, on top of that he’s a super great guy and I look forward to hunting with him again in Oct in Montana.
I love the Colors of Fall
 
Gary
 

 
Gary's Covert
 
After Gary left Shawn and I headed to another spot that he said had good numbers of birds and I would have a chance to redeem myself after my abysmal shooting at Gary’s covert.  The spot Shawn had was absolutely beautiful with its large expanses of sage brush prairie with stands of aspens that were quickly turning yellow and to top it all off it was back dropped by some of the most beautiful peaks I have ever seen in my time in Colorado.   As usual Shawn’s knowledge of grouse spots proved to be on point and we ended up having some phenomenal dog work especially from Shawn’s lil pocket setter Gretchen.  We ended up flushing 7 grouse and I missed every one.  Shawn killed one but could have easily limited had he not been trying to put me in the best spots to connect.  All in all it was a wonderful day spent with good friends and great dogs and I look forward to doing it again.  Well except the dirty dogs in bed part…
This place was not only beautiful but productive
 
Scout Backing Gretchen
 
 
Shawn
 
 
Kolt
 

Friday, July 13, 2012

Book Review; Andrew Wayments "Heaven on Earth"


                I recently purchased Andrew Wayment’s , book “Heaven on Earth” and was extremely pleased with what I found awaiting me inside.  The book is a series of stories about his life that takes you from his law school days where he found solace from the competition and stress of law school on the water of Potlach Creek to present day where he still finds that same soothing peace on the waters of the “Mini Madison” and all the struggles and strife in between.  The way he describes the peace that comes from being on the water is something that as outdoorsman and outdoors-women I think we can all certainly relate to.   Also included in the book are several helpful fishing tips and trust me, those alone are worth the price of addmission. His ability to spin a tale is second to none and I highly recommend you grab his book and pull up a chair and enjoy a little heaven on earth.

                You can purchase signed copies of Andrew’s book at www.heavenonearthbook.com

Monday, June 18, 2012

They've created a monster

Back in December I wrote about resolutions.  I had four resolutions; Get the dogs into as many species as possible, have my setter steady to wing shot and fall, take more pictures of the dogs, and lastly learn to fly fish.  Like it can go with resolutions I haven’t completed them all. 

Now in my defense it’s not hunting season yet, so I can’t get the dogs into a bunch of different species of birds, and my pigeons aren’t ready to home from our training spot yet, so training isn’t going exactly as planned.   I am doing ok about getting out with my camera when I run dogs, but this post is about the last resolution, learning to fly fish.

Ever since I moved to Colorado I have wanted to learn to fly fish, the problem was I knew absolutely nothing about it.  I didn’t know how to rig my flies, what flies to use, how to cast, basically I knew nothing and was getting frustrated fast, and that’s when a little luck comes in.  I am blessed to live in an area of the country where there is plenty of access to good trout water, but I am REALLY blessed to have had three friends who were willing to help a young guy learn the sport.   Robb Morris, Gregg Stevens, and Shawn Wayment are all guys that I met online on various dog forums that showed interest in helping me out when I mentioned the struggle I was having learning to fish. 

Robb emailed me a document that he wrote (it should be published by the way) that was very helpful in teaching me how to cast.   While Gregg and Shawn both took me out to local rivers and taught me the hands on portion of how to fish those rivers.  And after just a few minutes of instruction I was catching fish.  The only problem is I fear that they may have inadvertently created a monster and I will spend the rest of the summer fishing the local rivers, streams, and creeks instead of getting my Setter ready for Montana….

Monday, March 5, 2012

Fireside Reading

              This year I have been badly bitten by the sporting literature bug.  I enjoy reading these books so much that I have plans of collecting enough books of the genre to have my own sporting library.  I can already hear the protests of my wife, asking me if I really need another hobby.  But I figure there are far worse hobbies for a husband to have.

                It started innocently enough with a book recommendation from a friend, who felt that this book would be just the ticket to cure the boredom from sitting alone in the evenings here in Afghanistan.  A quick visit to Amazon and I had paid my money and waited eagerly for my prize to arrive.   A few weeks later Burton Spillers collection of short stories entitled “Firelight” arrived in the Brigade mail room.  I devoured that book in a little less than two days, and I have been addicted to the genre ever since.

                I read several different books and authors after that.  I continued to order books off of Amazon, and if friends asked if they could send me a care package, I pointed them in the direction of the next book I was thinking of reading.  I would work all day and by the time 1700 rolled around I was ready to call it a day and finish where I left off of titles like “A Tattered Autumn Sky”, “Mostly Tailfeathers”, “The Upland Shooting Life”, “That’s Ruff”, and they barely lasted more than three days at a time.

                My time here is wrapping up and before long I will be home with my wife and kids and the dogs.  Yet I still look forward to my evenings with Spiller, Hill, and Mr. Evans.  I mailed all my books back home the other day and my evenings aren’t nearly as enjoyable as they used to be.  But I have used the time to compile a list of the next 10 books that I would like to read when I get home.  Here they are in no particular order.

1.       “Grouse Feathers”   Burton Spiller

2.       “Tales of quails n such”  Havilah Babcock

3.       “My Health is better in November”  Havilah Babcock

4.       “The XVth Day”  Gene Hill

5.       “De Shootinest Gent’man”  Nash Buckingham

6.       “A Hunters Road”  Jim Fergus

7.       “The Happy End”  Ben Ames Williams

8.       “Life of a Shooting Gentleman”  Catherine Harper

9.       “The Best of Nash Buckingham”  George Bird Evans

10.   “A Dog, A Gun, and Time Enough”  George Bird Evans

       If you like sporting literature as much as I do, I would love for you to list your top ten next books in the comments section.

Friday, February 24, 2012

A Fathers Hope

      It only seems like yesterday that Kristy gave birth our son Hunter. He came into this world roughly three months premature weighing in at a whopping two pounds fifteen ounces, he was no longer than from tip of my fingers to the bottom of my wristwatch, and he had to fight for his life from the very beginning. To be honest those first few weeks of his life is nothing but a blur. I am sure Kristy could give all the details, the different procedures he had to endure; but frankly the only thing I really remember is being scared to death.





      Hunter will be twelve today, and it blows my mind just how fast that time has went by. It saddens me that I have missed so much of his life and I hope he understands the sacrifices I have made and forgives me for my prolonged absences. I cherish the time that we have spent together in the outdoors, whether it be fishing for bluegills off the fishing dock at Wilson Lake, or attending field trials together. It’s those moments when I am able to share my passion of the outdoors with him that I am happiest.  Years from now when I am long gone from this world, I hope that he looks back with fondness on the time we spent together in the field.  And that those memories put a smile on his face, for they have certainly put a smile on mine.







Sunday, January 22, 2012

Do you know me......


            For the most part my family tolerates my love of the outdoors, and sometimes they are even supportive of what some may label as an obsession.  But there are other times when I imagine they must feel jaded, and it might seem that the birds and the dogs is all I care about. 
My wife and I got into a rare argument yesterday, and she told me, that there are times she feels as though she falls below hunting on my list of priorities.  I tried to reassure her, that her and the boys were my number one priority and that nothing and no one comes before them.  But I fear she was unconvinced. 
Tonight I was lying in bed reading “A Hunters Fireside Book” by the late Gene Hill.  The book is a collection of short stories and one particular story jumped out and touched me after the conversation with my wife.  At one point in the story a character shares with a stranger how the “simple magnificence” of watching a deer feed bought the man to tears, and how he fears not even his wife and children truly know him.
It was a beautiful story and if you’ll indulge me, I’d love to share it with you….

The Stranger
GENE HILL

I didn’t think about it much.  It wasn’t the first time I’d shared a duck blind with someone I didn’t know-by face or name.  In fact, the first time I really tried to see who he was, was when he started to talk to me.  There was no introduction.  He never asked me my name or told me his.  We were just sitting there in the pre-dawn night, two men, total strangers, sharing only common emotions and inclinations that led us to be in the same place at the same time.
As I look back on it I think it was the remoteness of each other, the un-identity we shared, the feeling of mutual isolation that started it all.  “Do you know me or what I look like?” he said.
It struck me as a strange question, but I merely said “No.”
“No matter,” he answered.  “I’m a middle-aged man in excellent health. Are you a doctor?”  I said I wasn’t.  “I’m extremely fit.  I do not wear glasses.  Women much younger than myself, find me an attractive male.  I am quite successful in business.  My wife and children are happy, healthy and charming.  To the outsider- or even close neighbor- I am an envied man.  I have all the outward things.  And the things I have are fine.  But for one.”  Here he stopped and I could sense he was debating whether or not to continue.  I remained quiet, my curiosity so complete I was hoping that some miracle could delay dawn for at least a little while since I was convinced (and later this feeling proved to be right) that he would contrive some way to prevent me from ever knowing who he was by sight.
“The one thing that bothers me, admist my beautiful garden,” he continued, “is that no one knows me.  Or even wants to.”  As he spoke, I paused to light a fresh pipe.  “My wife doesn’t know me.  My children don’t really know me.  Needless to say the people where I work know even less.  And it seems that no one really cares to know more about me.  But there are things I fear and things I love.  I have my dreams that are never to be.  No one knows me. 
“No one knows how I fear death.  No one knows how much I love life.  I watched a deer feed on water weeds the other day and I was so struck by the simple magnificence that I sat and cried.  I cried that there is so much to do and see that I will never do and see.  I live in a world where my words are only words.  I cannot speak of passion.  I cannot tell them what I feel about the last flight pitching in as the sun sets.  Or how much I still love to put a leaf in a brook and walk beside it down the stream just to watch the way water works.  I want someone to know that here is a man who feels so deeply about his little world that he could only speak of it but once.  And that he needed a total stranger for an ear.  I’ve talked about myself before.  To hunting dogs.  To geese.  Sometimes only to the wind.
“I am almost through my life and no one has ever asked me what I felt about the lunge of a bass, the flush of a grouse or the sudden appearance of a deer.  No one will ever know, but you, how much I still miss my dogs that died.  Or how hard I wish for the dream to live a special day or so all over again.  Or how much I like to be alone.  They don’t understand why I have lined a wall with guns that I almost never use.  Why I save old boots and hats and hunting clothes.  They don’t understand that what is just an old coat is a memory to me.  They see a man who is getting old. . .surrounded by old things.  A worn-out-man. . . wearing worn-out boots and covered by a worn-out coat.”
He paused to fill his pipe and sat completely still.  He made me feel as if I had suddenly, surprisingly, gotten near some wild creature that I didn’t want to scare away.  But I think, in a way, he had forgotten I was there.  He seemed to watch the way the morning clouds were changing shapes and then went on.
“Is there anyone left that could share the meanings of a favorite path along a brook?  Or see the time and wind and sun it took to shape a birch tree so exactly right that its shadow in a silent pool is art?  I think I could write the words to the song of the goose.  The shrill explosive voice of the loon makes my blood remember when someone like me lived in an ancient cave.  And when the leaves turn in the autumn it is a signal that a year has passed which I feel was largely lost.
“They don’t seem to smell what I smell when the tide comes fresh.  The don’t listen to the snow or taste the flavors of the wind”
He was about to go on when I felt, more than heard or saw, a pair of teal against the pink of dawn.  I turned and shot and scratched one bird down about a hundred yards away.  When I got back to the blind he was gone.  No evidence that anyone had ever been there except for several burnt-out kitchen matches.
Shortly before lunch the pickup came around to take us back to the lodge.  I sat down and looked carefully at every face.  I recognized nothing.  No one even glanced at me with more than a passing nod.  Who was it among us that “no one knew”?  Who was it that told me that the sudden, unexpected presence of a deer could make him cry?  Who was now hiding behind the ordinary small talk of a duck lodge drink?
I suspected each of them-for a moment.  Then none of them; I was almost ready to put it down as some pre-dawn dream of mine when outside I heard the selfsame voice and through the window I saw a man alone walking toward the marsh.  He had just lit a pipe.  And thrown the burnt-out wooden match away.  For all I know, it could have possibly been you.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Levi's Hole



This is a reprint with permission from Bernard & Associates from the July/August 2011 issue of “Sporting Classics” magazine.  This particular story is from the “First Light” Column authored by Mike Gaddis, Copyright, Mike Gaddis.

A friend recently sent me a package here in Kandahar and inside was mixture of different outdoor magazines.  While flipping through the various magazines I came across one entitled “Sporting Classics” and noticed it had a column written by Mike Gaddis who authored “Jenny Willow”.  I read the article and really enjoyed the story, as it reminded me of an old man I once met, who faithfully pursued a big old catfish who lived in a deep cove at Crawford State Lake outside of Pittsburg, Kansas.  Like the old man in the story, this gentleman had a name for his fish as well.  I hope you enjoy the story as much as I did.  If you have never heard of Sporting Classics magazine, I highly recommend giving them a look.  You can receive a free preview of the magazine by going to http://www.sportingclassics.com/    I would like to extend a special thanks to Mike Gaddis for so quickly replying to my query and allowing me to reprint this special story.



                Beneath the still, gray-green waters of Back Creek Lake, the meandering old streambed left Moser’s run, still cradling in its belly the cool, spring-fed headwaters of its birth. 

Coursing south, it crossed the wagon road that once led to Taylor’s Mill Pond, looping inward to cut to the bank a shallow clay shoal.  Restless yet, it wandered east…over the old, sunken fields that once pastured John Chandler’s mules…then south again, to undercut for a time a gently sloping flat.

When it had carved into the flat-once Maggie Chandler’s peach- a rugged, undershot bank, it did not stop but coursed outward and more deeply again- gouging as it went a jagged ditch between five great stumps.

Storms came and storms went, and with each the swollen flow of the old run swept a little more of the mud from the moorings of the blackened, old stumps.  Upon which had stood the colossal white oaks around the old Chandler Home.  Until, under the fourth and most massive, there was fashioned a dark secretive hollow.  About it, the naked roots whorled, tight by the edge of the channel.

It was there the great bass held.

“Fish aren’t born with names, you know,” the old boatkeeper said.  “They earn them.”

“This one was called Levi.”

The old lake had covered many secrets.  Mary Lynn Chandler had just turned 16 that summer, many years before.  She had been a beautiful, young woman, joyed with life and bent on living.  No one knew the Lord planned different.

It reared suddenly, an ugly, black darkness unfurling in the distance.  Thunder rolled and the wind roared, battering the trees about, sending the sooty clouds whirling.  Close behind boiled the storm, and the sky fell to twilight.

John and Mary Lynn were gathering hay.  Mary Lynn was on the wagon, easing the team along as they went.  Now her long hair whipped wildly about her face, the same golden color as the sun-cured hay.  John Chandler yelled, but she could barely hear.

“The barn.  Get to the barn…”

Mary Lynn had hupped up the wall-eyed mules, and they were off, in a tear.  It was all she could do to hold them.  While her father ran behind.  She made the safety of the barn, just as the rain came.  Only a passing shower, as, miraculously, the worst of the huge storm had skirted them.

The sky began to clear, and they started back to the fields.  Mary Lynn lithe as a willow frond, had clucked up the team, pushing ahead.  She was laughing…the liquid laughter of hope, brimmed full of happiness…the bubbling song of a wren in the morning dawn. 

Out of nowhere blazed a searing bolt of lightning, drawn to a single, obtruding nail on the wagon seat.  The simultaneous peal of thunder was like the clap of doom.  In milli-seconds the hot, restless electricity arced, jolting through Mary Lynn’s slender body and hurling her lifelessly to the ground.

John Chandler never had any boys.  Mary Lynn was his all.  Devastated, he had buried his daughter by the house, under one of the great oaks- the fourth and largest of the row.

And secretly, some say, and equally heartbroken boy of 17 had watched from the woods, as John Chandler had said his last words over her.

Most of a century had passed, folks forgot, and there, beneath the gray-green waters, Mary Lynn lay still.

Just as it was there, after all the many years, that the huge bass- the one they called Levi- came to hold.

The old boatkeeper shrugged.  “Coincidence, most say, a travel of time and a twist of the river.”

One-by-one, they had cast themselves at the great fish, the various old men who fished Black Creek.  Men who were masters at a steel rod and a Bristol reel.  Until the fish became larger than legend.  Until the submerged run and the fourth, gnarly oak stump on the drop off of Chandler’s orchard was called Levi’s Hole.

They would cluck up the lake with their one-lung Johnsons and Wizards, a sculling paddle aboard.  Shut the motor off a hundred yards west, sit on the bows of their little boats, stay low, pull themselves silently into position.  Throw their best at him- though probably, Levi was a slab-sided, old female.

The old fish was a warrior, and Levi Garrett was their strongest and finest chewing tobacco.

Each would throw and throw.  Hoping that the fabled, old fish would roll from his lair and take a bottom-knocking River Runt that day.  Or cruise shallow, along the lip of the break and fall for a Hawaiian Wiggler, or a battered, old Chugger.  Come dark, they’d run their Jitterbugs, slow with a gurgle.  Like a struggling muskrat.  Or blurp along a Ding Bat, like a worked up bullfrog.

On the rarest of days, they would return- shaking their heads and telling of broken lines, wrapped hopes and shaken dreams.  Of how, almost super-naturally, before they could roll him into the net, the great bass would make one last ponderous run or a last bull-dog throw of his head.  Beating them.  Leaving them hollow inside, and sick with nausea.

Most just gave up, never that lucky, worn to the nub.

For usually the old fish stayed deep, by the great stump- season after season- avoiding their most cleverly presented offerings.

With each cast, each passing day, the huge largemouth became more revered.

Of them all, Jason Cranford was the oldest, the hardest, the most diligent.  Dangerously so, the other agreed.  Because he would defy the meanest of storms, throwing and throwing- as they hurried in, to beat the blow.  Leaving before day, returning after dark, with not even a lantern to mark his way.  Somebody said he grew up nearby, knew it by heart- the old sunken home place, and the fourth, rugged stump along the drop.

More and more he sat there the entire day, in his little green scow, throwing and throwing, to where the big fish lay.  It was unnatural even, bordering eerie, that one old man could be so determined.  And soon the others grumbled between themselves, that too rarely now they got their chance at Levi.

It was if the old man came to no longer care.  As if he became possessed…in a manner that left them hard-put to understand.

It was in Jason Cranford’s 91st year the great storm came.  The old man was failing.  They all sensed it; yet he would not relent.  He was at his bespoken place that day.  Where Levi lay.

The huge cloudburst had fallen without warning.  The sky had darkened to night, and you could hear the wind coming, howling hard against the trees.

Its roar was as a great many lions at night, in unison, on an African plain.  It ripped the leaves from the hickories and the oaks, sent them flying in bits and pieces across the churning whitecaps of the frothing lake.  Tossed their little boats to the top of the swells and threw them helplessly into the woods.

Rain came in driven sheets, and the lightning walked on white, jagged legs across the coves.  Until the air reeked of brimstone and the ground shook with thunder.

Finally it had subsided.

They had gathered their wits, and their little crafts… and limped their way to the boathouse.

And as they passed, none could believe…that there on Levi’s Hole, sat the strange old man…still.

At the boathouse the sky had almost cleared.  They were clamoring among themselves, glad to be alive.

When out of nowhere, blazed one last, ragged bolt of lightning!  So keen they could feel the burning breath of it, though it was almost a mile away.  So deafening the clap of thunder, their ears rang.

“Mary Lynn…” I said, parenthetically.

“Yes,” the boatkeeper said.

Quaking from its shock, all agreed.  It had hit hard by Levi’s Hole.

A half-hour later, the bravest of them had piled into their little skiffs, hurried there.

From a distance, they could see something floating, strangely white among the swells.

Pulling closer, they were struck with disbelief.  It was the huge bass, belly-up on the dirty water.  In his mouth was embedded a Jointed Vamp, and from it the belly of the braided line led to Jace Cranford’s splintered boat, and the rod that lay amidst the shattered planks of the floorboard.

But the old man was nowhere to be found.

They had searched for him- then and later- but the water was turgid, the bottom rough.  Later, the mud had settled back and the turtles had done their work.  If, indeed, there was work to be done, for the voltage that grounded through the True Temper rod was so violent it melted the reel to its seat.

“I was told there was nothing left to find?”

“Some figure different,” the boatkeeper said.

Our eyes met.

“That he’s down there…?”

The old man nodded.

I started slowly to leave, then stopped mid-stride.

“The boy?...the one who watched from the woods…?”  “It was him…”

“Yes,” the old man said.

“It was him.”